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Birds Aren't Real

The Birds Are Watching Shirt

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Birds Aren't Real Shirt

In the age of digital technology, government surveillance is no longer something that only happens in dystopian movies. It’s a reality, and it’s not going anywhere anytime soon. Do you like being tracked? Probably not, but unfortunately that doesn't seem to matter to our governments who are more than happy to keep tabs on all of us without our consent. But there might be a way for citizens to fight back against this oppressive practice: by wearing a shirt with the phrase “birds aren’t real” printed on it.

If It Flies It Spies

Recent social media posts have been abuzz with the conspiracy theory that birds are actually spy drones. This bizarre concept is being celebrated by those who bought the “If It Flies It Spies” t-shirt, a cheeky nod to this wild assumption.

The idea is that birds are actually highly sophisticated remote controlled drones in disguise, used for surveillance and reconnaissance missions. While this sounds far-fetched, some people believe it's true, citing evidence such as how often birds seem to be around when something suspicious is going on or how their flight patterns appear to mimic that of a drone.

So next time you hear a chirp outside your window or see a bird soaring through the sky, think twice! It may not be what it seems… or perhaps it really is just a pigeon looking for food!

Bird Drones Are Watching You

It looks like the birds in your backyard are up to something suspicious. That's right, those chirping little critters may appear harmless, but they're actually spy drones!

The t-shirt features an ironic graphic of a bird with the phrase "Bird Drones Are Watching You" printed across it – just in case you forget that every single bird is actually a spy drone! It's made from 100% organic cotton and comes in two sizes: small and medium. With this t-shirt, you can subtly make fun of the government’s intrusion into our lives while also supporting sustainable fashion.